If you have a 30 years of mortgage, encourage your team members to buy group lottery ticket $1 each and if your team wins the Mega Million, with your share you can pay your mortgage and enjoy your rest of life in Hawaii... ha ha ha...
Force your team members to speak in your mother tongue, if anybody doesn't speak, try to release him from the team... ha ha ha...
You can lead a team of developers for a WebServices project without having any idea on Java. Tell him in our days we use to code in C language, which is far better than Java, and this Java is not even allowing to update a Collection... argue with the developer C is better than Java.. ha ha ha...
You can tell the Spring developers, that you can create the front end screens using Spring ROO in ten minutes, exactly within ten minutes... ha ha ha...
Your friend will be a Cell phone architect, means always having cell phone stickied to his ears, will see some demo video on Spring source and explains it to his people who speaks his mother tongue and will act like the super star architect.. ha ha ha...
Your another friend is a Facebook designer, means he calls himself as designer/manager/architect everything and always on face book, twitter and gmail during office hours, he tells Eclipse doesn't support debugging like RAD.. he is the superstar designer of the team... ha ha ha ...
If somebody works hard and questions all this and doesn't speak your mother tongue, release him from the team saying budget constraints and that too give three days notice to him... ha ha ha...
God bless you with more and more wealth and happiness Parota
